A random entry from Spam As Folk Art

(Leonard) Citizen M142A9, Report To Municipal Comfort Station: Pulp sci-fi spam:

handsome uxj Female xig posing for fgv Human!
Kinky!
Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution
The real reason the Empire cracks down on spam.
Separate yourself from other men
Defy the hive mind!
Under the money-moon
Ferengi barbershop quartets make a comeback. This spam urges "Don't be happy w ith your preceding success"
Virgins always laughed at me and even gentlemans did in the municipal comfort station! Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M_E GA D IK for 4 months and now my putz is extremely bigger than world.