"There are nice ones and naughty ones like 'Hey lets make Icecream sundaes tonight' is nice, while 'Hey babe, I'll bring the nuts and chocolate syrup if you bring the cherry' is naughty."
"Can you believe I'm seventy and still wearing a g-string?"
"I'm going to choke on my ice!" "Don't worry, it should melt before you expire."
Fri Sep 12 2008 12:51 Funny things:
I heard today...