A random entry from Ruse You Can Bruise

(1) Fri Dec 05 2003 03:39 (Brendan) I was going to post this in the comments but it just wouldn't feel as important: Via Leonard's entry below, maybe the best headline ever:

Panda Arrives in Tokyo on International Love Quest

"Shuan Shuan appeared subdued when she appeared at Narita Airport after a 16-hour flight from Mexico for a rendezvous with 18-year-old stud Ling Ling at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo."

Now that's news!