(1) Fri Dec 05 2003 03:39 (Brendan) I was going to post this in the comments but it just wouldn't feel as important:
Via Leonard's entry below, maybe the best headline ever:
Panda Arrives in Tokyo on International Love Quest
Now that's news!
"Shuan Shuan appeared subdued when she appeared at Narita Airport after a 16-hour flight from Mexico for a rendezvous with 18-year-old stud Ling Ling at Tokyo's Ueno Zoo."