) From Brendan's Uncle John
* Claim Your Complimentary Gril!
Yowza! (huh? ahem...) I see now that it says gril.
* Enjoy 350 Delicious Recipes Prepared in Under 30 Minutes
Five-second meals! That's what I call fast food!
* Does your girl like surprises?
Not really, but my gril does.
* Want A Personal Navigator?
Hmm. Does he look like Race Bannon?
* Unbelievable Mortgages for Americans
Maybe the Albanians will fall for it.
* Suprise for your woman...
Get her a new gril!
Used by a Wal-Mart greeter before his incarceration.