I call this one "The Rolex cycle", a tale of hope and betrayal. Matthew Barney has nothing on me!
- Impress her with a Rolex
- Do not settle for less than a ROLEX.
- She told me you want a Rolex ?
- Rolex is not for all. Is it for you ?
- Even you can afford a Rolex now. Come on In
- Rolex Replicas
And now, your regularly scheduled subject lines.
- Miracle protein for your illness
Then spam my illness, not me!
- Wow! No hassles! or Dr. Appointments
I've just about had it with Dr. Appointments and his stalling tactics.
- can we go over Ross's budget today?
Sure, go ahead and order those new laptops.
- Outstanding! As a true voyeur this is my dream site!
I felt something was missing from other voyeur sites. They seemed to lack a passion for their art!
- I truely admire these BBW FAT CHIX
On the other hand, sometimes the "porn connoisseur" bit falls flat.
- little bottle eliminates photo cops!
That's a little bloodthirsty for me, but what about a little bottle that eliminates photo ops?
- lowest prices on your medications Wilbur
When Mr. Ed spams.
- people are raving about our pharmacy
Mostly about it being controlled by the Illuminati and the CIA.
- As seen on CBS News! Canadian Pharmacy Drugs
But then it turns out the drugs were forgeries.
- As seen on FOX News! Canadian Pharmacy Drugs
Didn't they say that our wise president had deemed Canadian Pharmacy Drugs to be unsafe? Ha! I'm on a roll!
- Caution: cheat online
Oh no! That guy who cheated me signed on to IM again!
- gals showing off their boots -- gro.tluafges--rdranoel
It's either a weird fetish site or a filter-foiling typo, but I can't tell which.
- Whoa doobie. A full sized SUV right there between ya legs
Here at the SUV Rodeo!
- feck longer & herder
It was daring of them to choose the cast of Trainspotting as spokespeople.
- lack of universitty degreee means you miss out on good jobs -
Sure, rub it in.
- hark 8x Longer than V1AGRA, and cheaper, too?
Man, you'll never be able to swallow that pill.
- Discover New Mind Blowing Technology
This puppy can blow a mind from a hundred yards!
- NeverPoorAgain Randomizer Pays You $10 over & over
Doesn't sound that random.
- Awaken her/his appetite for sex
Step 1: determine her/his gender.
- meet teen nipples tonight
So you're... nipples? How's that working out for you?
- Re:Notice of Default prostitute
"Sorry, the prostitute you selected is no longer in stock. Please accept this default prostitute and a complimentary coupon."
- curl get laid
I think UNIX utilities are not the best market for spam.
- it depends on you six juvenile
I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn'ta been for you six meddling juvenile!
- Wait! Still single and waiting?
Yes, because you JUST TOLD ME TO WAIT!
- now that i am irresponsible viking
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam...
- U Still Dare To Fcuk Girls Out There With Ur Little Pe--nis?
Frankly, I don't know why girls stand for it.
- fw : paris hilton would not touch that little thing
Wow, suddenly I've never been happier about the size of my penis!
- Valium delivered to your home
When neurotic housewife fantasies collide!
- all i want is.. sage garvey
"Done!" says the King with a stroke.
- SEXUALLY - EXPLICIT: Extreme Stretching
Yes, it's porn yoga.
- help your daughter with her hangover
Time for tough love at the Bush household.