- AS A RESULT OF WAR
We cannot fulfil your insurance claim.
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Lousy modeling clay!
- Your spring body in this message
Now that my personality has been uploaded into the Singularity, I can have new bodies delivered via email!
- The mighty cucumber lives again!
Who was that masked cucumber, anyway?
- fun players -dv 804 n
At last, Linux supports the Fun media format.
- We called you 5 times. - numbers checksummed
They're really, really certain they called 5 times.
- At our chemist, you always have top selection of medicaments.
When Popeye is your pharmacist.
- YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!!!
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I'm tellin' y'all...
Bonus: this spam also mentions "Brass Monkey". Bonus bonus: this spam also uses a new technique I like, of repeating a platitude or stale joke and then blurting out some random provocative statement in hopes of making you actually laugh.
Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? Foam at the Mouth
Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out. Deadline
Choose heaven for climate, hell for society. Sacred Cow
I think stand-up comedy would be greatly improved by the use of this technique.
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Meanwhile, my opponent is getting the exact same spam.
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Then they're not really fixed, are they?
- WOW This Works For Me acquaintance
Say, acquaintance, have you heard about new Prell? It's just swell!
- now I am a new man
Spamming for potions of polymorph.
- It is Rolexwho? It is Rolexyou.
Start your child on the path to conspicuous consumption early by adding product placement to your baby talk.
- BEST (!/R.X|) online
Invalid regular expression.
- Finally, there's a way
I've always wanted to !
- A banker is a fmlow who lends you his umbrzla when the sun is shining,
but wants it back the minute it begins to rain yg
No, no, you're not telling it right!
- Boing... (the sound produced by a little pill)
In a Warner Bros. cartoon, maybe.
- what do you have to lose, further details
But I cherish my further details!
- these little blues are a festival to my johnson
So many jokes here. Smurfs, Robert Johnson, blues festivals, etc.
- Is your website not being seen? Change that quickly.
I'm already compulsively reloading, but I don't think that counts as it being "seen".
- Indian holes
You can't outsource it, we need the holes dug here!
- Get the same function and pay less
I've already got a 2x+y, I'm not buying it again.
- the secret of keeping customers satisfy
Oh, I thought the secret was salsify.
- No sale is too big for our dear customers.
Here at Mom's Amalgamated Bioextrusions, we just want you to know that we value your business.
- Priced to sell zucchini
Grew too much again this year, eh?
- Unbelievable Purchases made simple
"I bought an end to hunger!" "I bought a unicorn!"
- GreenTea for Nada
This spam came from the future; they're software packages.
- We would like to exchange links with crummy.com
I just bet you would.
- your doctor's appointment expires november 11th
After that he has to go back to medical school for a refresher course.
- Energy & Ecology defenitions - December 24th
I like to keep up on new terminology defined in the field.
- It is very important If you want to save on inks.
Friendly advice from Roast Beef.
- abolish all sores and aches
By act of Congress!
- FW:FW:A New life Can be started today.
In the Passive Voice Protection Program.
- FW:FW:Choose the quote that matches your financial needs
Well, I liked the one about the banker and the umbrella.
- iExttendder is here now! Dont waise your time socrates
"What is the good?" Why ask us, old man? iExttendder will surely know the answer!