A random entry from Spam As Folk Art
) Photocopier Quotes
- Distance education program!
Now, get out your tape measures, class.
- fool get out of credit card debt
Part with your money, and fast.
- video craps
Yes, sorry sir, we've had some problems with that model.
- Famous branded timepieces for a song
Product placement is artistically acceptable these days.
- Do you require photocopier quotes?
"ERROR 203 - OUT OF TONER", "ERROR 372 - PAPER FEED JAM"
- the blackjack phone
0207 4365... bust!
- We find your resume on Career Builder
Thanks, but I'm sure I can find it myself.
- Now nothing can affect your abilities in bed.
Throw away your bed.
- Your stamina and power won't stop amazing women.
Nothing can defeat my army of amazing women.
- Magic wand? No, just magic pill!
Oh, well, that's much more plausible.
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