A random entry from Spam As Folk Art

Tuesday the Thirtieth of November
() There's More of Gravy Than of Spam About You: As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.

The most passive-aggressive spam opener in history. It calls to mind Yudhisthira's line in the Mahabharata, or the stereotypical mother saying "Don't mind me, I'll sit in the dark."

I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I don't know why you're listening to these defiled experts! Get them to ritually purify themselves, then we'll talk.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Not only does Ebenezer Scrooge live in Dubai -- he'll be the first human since Jesus of Nazareth to come back from the dead.


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