Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder

28 Jun 2002, 12:58 p.m.

On Monday I ate Gardenburgers with ketchup and mustard between…

Hi, reader. I wrote this in 2002 and it's now more than five years old. So it may be very out of date; the world, and I, have changed a lot since I wrote it! I'm keeping this up for historical archive purposes, but the me of today may 100% disagree with what I said then. I rarely edit posts after publishing them, but if I do, I usually leave a note in italics to mark the edit and the reason. If this post is particularly offensive or breaches someone's privacy, please contact me.

On Monday I ate Gardenburgers with ketchup and mustard between slices of black bread. When I ran out of bread I ate the patties by themselves.

On Tuesday I was out of ketchup, but I had snagged packets from Smart Alec's when I'd gone there for dinner the night before, so I ate patties and ketchup and mustard. That lasted till Wednesday, when I used soy sauce, and discovered that using tortillas helped.

Yesterday I ate Gardenburgers in tortillas with pasta sauce. Extra basil helped.

Today I'm sick of Gardenburgers, so I tried eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but only after I poured the bowl did I discover that the whole house is out of milk.

The capstone is that I often ate these miserable lunches while watching "A Makeover Story" on The Learning Channel.

Or maybe a better conclusion would be: Cogito, ergo give me a job. Or, To know me is to love me is to hire me.