Tag
Comedy

Talk freely with him about family money situations Mention our one-bedroom apartment Get cheaper memberships at some museums than we could while single Feel threatened by gay marriage (just kidding)

"Man, [that instance of vermin] is eating that poison like crazy!" "Yeah, we can't keep it on the shelves!" "Yes, because the FDA won't let us, because it's POISON."

I have a healthy respect for the inherent viciousness of the feline. You don't care for cats. He's afraid of the kitty.

The other day, I made a funny typo when writing a letter to a customer. I wrote, "Iff you'd like to order..." Logically, that's "If and only if you'd like to order..."

When you are insulting a piece of software in the "it is ugly" or "it sucks" manner, does it make sense to say "it has diabetes"? Or -- as a colleague suggested -- is mere …

"If you don't like it, file a bug with God." "That's it! The reason that bad things happen is that God doesn't have a copy of FogBugz."

"You could use Dissociated Press to generate the string and then reverse the tokens. Is 'tokens' the right word?" "Yes, it is." "YES!" "What's the singular of vermin?" Since people who arrive new and befuddled …

"That's my meta-weakness: getting into situations where my weakness is applicable."

"It means a lot that you came today, overcoming snow...well, there's not that much snow now, really...overcoming, um, elevators..."

Penny Arcade does an ad for Copilot and Leonard foreshadows my fear.