Blog by Sumana Harihareswara, Changeset founder

10 Nov 2006, 16:09 p.m.

Quote Of The Day

Hi, reader. I wrote this in 2006 and it's now more than five years old. So it may be very out of date; the world, and I, have changed a lot since I wrote it! I'm keeping this up for historical archive purposes, but the me of today may 100% disagree with what I said then. I rarely edit posts after publishing them, but if I do, I usually leave a note in italics to mark the edit and the reason. If this post is particularly offensive or breaches someone's privacy, please contact me.

Right after the sysadmin solves a five-hour problem with an obscure SQL Server command (sp_updatestats):

Me: Is that something you have to do manually, or something that it automatically updates every once in a while?

System Administrator: I'm not sure. I'd have to do some research on that. I wish I could give you a real, scientific answer on that right now --

Me: We don't hire you for science. We hire you for Black Art.